When the whole crew gangs up on you but you hold your own
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The Male Chivalry fandom absolutely ruins their pants over the Defending A Woman’s Honor trope but cannot comprehend the Woman Defends Her Own Honor scenario and that’s why strong female characters get dumped on
I call them “existential pranks”, and they’re gonna be the next big thing
So are we seriously not going to talk about how Steve and Peggy can only stay together post-endgame so long as he never tells her that he’s essentially a body-snatching future version of himself from a parallel dimension who’s intentionally placed himself into her timeline in order to take over the life of her original Steve, optimistic and unjaded, who is still frozen under the arctic circle, never to be found because nobody knows to look for him? Are we really not going to talk about that
If we changed up the soundtrack on the Dennis The Menace movie and desaturated it’s color value by like 10% it would be a psychological horror and a cult classic thank you for coming to my ted talk
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